| 'cus i know everyone wants to hear this |
[Jul. 15th, 2005|08:03 am] |
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| | Beverly hills | ] | So im sitting in my kitchen, scrubbing potato's, getting ready for when my parents arrive with my G mum talking with my sis who is making the salad.
Her: You know my neighbors are gay right?
Me: Ive never met your neighbors, never really paid attention to you talking about them befor either.
Her: WEll i was talking to them... (i zoned out here for a bit)... and they think your sexy.
Me: (potato in hand confused as what the hell is going on) Ive never met or seen these guys and they think Im sexy... wtf thats creepy. (if you saw their house you would have a better understanding of why its creepy)
Her: Yeah i looked at hi and said your talking about my baby brother, he doesn't swing that way, and I don't wanna know what you guys were thinking about with him.
The conversation went on for longer but I just dont wanna think about that.
At this point i crush a rock-hard raw potato in my hand, freaked out by wtf my sis was talking about with my gay stalkers... and what they are interested in doing.... and do i really want to stop by her house tonight before heading to the beach cus i think they have hobby of photography...
Ive never had a gay stalking couple before... how the fuck do i find these people |
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